FACEBOOK IS DOWN, EVERYONE TAKE COVER!

12-10-12
I am writing this solemn letter at 6:24 E.S.T. which should be noted by all of you, the time of impending doom. It seems we were all wrong about the apocalypse occurring on December 21st, 2012. No, no, we were very wrong. As I sit here frantically hitting my refresh button, I realize our time here is coming to a sure and terrible demise.

Facebook. Is. Down. Call in the military. Call in the air force. Call in my Grandma. Get SOMEONE.

And so I say to all of you who will probably miss my thousands of posts a day, my FarmVille requests, the 75 notifications to your inbox an hour, I am so very sorry that our relationship is dying out the way we all surely will this next week.

Goodbye everyone.

Looks like you will all only be able to find me on Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, Gmail, and Tumblr now.

I feel so secluded. My informational database: gone. My one place to talk to friends and family: gone. My connections to people around the world: gone.

Please, don't leave me in the dark!!! I'll be so lonely!

Find me on:
Twitter: @sarah_a_kaider
Instagram: @sarahakaider
Tumblr: @sarahakaider
My Website: www.sarahakaider.weebly.com
My blog (where you currently are): www.sarahakaider.blogspot.com